NĀKED PECAN PIE BAR

I bit into this without reading the wrapper, expecting it to be drizzled in chocolate and filled with caramel. Turns out the mildly raunchy name is subterfuge: this tastes like every other fruit and nut based health food bar out there, i.e like a partially desiccated turd. It tastes absolutely fuck all like pecan pie. That's definitely one for the ASA to investigate when they get some free time. Also I chipped a bit of my tooth on a stone like lump within. You wouldn't get that with a toffee crisp. It's probably good for you though, so if you have strong teeth and have somehow lost your sense of taste, perhaps through a gas leak or some mishap with fireworks, I say go for it.

2/10